Me: (Hearing splashing noises) Bear, what are you doing?
Bear: (Standing with both front feet in the mostly full water dish) Getting a drink?
Me: Really? With your front feet?
Bear: Ummm Yeah (steps out of the dish and runs towards me) Foster Mom!!!
Me: Bear STOP.
Bear: What? You don’t want a Bear kiss????
Me: Not when the paws that come with that Bear kiss are dripping wet.
Bear: Foster Mom Toes!!!
Me: Bear STOP.
Bear: What?
Me: You are being a pill.
Bear: At least I’m a cute pill! (wags tail)