Bear: Foster Mom! I want a treat!
Me: I noticed that as you tried to climb my leg.
Bear: But I want a treat.
Me: Then you have to sit.
Bear: I DID! I want a treat.
Me: No you bounced, sit means you stay there for a bit.
Bear: But Foster Mom!!! I really, really want a treat!
Me: Well you need to sit.
Bear: (Sits for about a second and bounces back up) See! I did!
Me: I suppose that works for tonight. (Gives Bear his treat)
Bear: I want another one!!!
Me: Sigh.