Bear: Foster Mom! I want a treat!

Me: I noticed that as you tried to climb my leg.

Bear: But I want a treat.

Me: Then you have to sit.

Bear: I DID! I want a treat.

Me: No you bounced, sit means you stay there for a bit.

Bear: But Foster Mom!!! I really, really want a treat!

Me: Well you need to sit.

Bear: (Sits for about a second and bounces back up) See! I did!

Me: I suppose that works for tonight. (Gives Bear his treat)

Bear: I want another one!!!

Me: Sigh.