Me: (Hears plastic object being moved down hallway) Bear, leave your toy box in your room.
Bear: Ok Mom (Starts sliding toy box again, comes into living room and drops toy box)
Me: Pretty sure I’m not sitting in your room baby Bear
Bear: (Looks at me, tilts his head) No you aren’t
Me: Then explain why I can see your toy box.
Bear: Oh, that (Plops down behind toy box)
Me: (Hears Bear start chewing on toy box) Bear! Do NOT chew on your toy box and take it back to your room!
Bear: What toy box?