Me: Bear, my yarn and knitting are not toys.

Bear: Are you sure, they look like they’d be fun.

Me: No (bumps Bears nose as he tries to steal the yarn)

Bear: Ok fine (He rolls over on his back stretching and tries to grab the yarn)

Me: (Bumping his nose again) Bear, No.

Bear: Gets out of the recliner and “ignores” Me and the yarn.

Me: (Getting up and heading towards the kitchen)

Bear: (Slowly reaches up to get the yarn while my back is turned)

Me: Bear, it’s still No

Bear: (Freezes) What???

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