Me: (Feels the start of a sneezing attack)
Bear: (Running from the back room) Mother! Did you hear that noise???
Bear: (Looking at me oddly) Mother! Are you going to die????
Me: (Sneeze) No (Sneeze)
Bear: (Puts his front paws in my lap and stands nose to nose with me)
Me: Bear! (Sneezing off to the side to keep from bumping heads)
Bear: Mother! (Puts nose on mine) You need to stop that!
Me: (Sneeze, sneeze)
Bear: Mother! I said stop!
Me: (Sneeze) Bear, it's not like I can control it.
Bear: (Pushes nose against mine) Mom! Don't die!
Me: (Laughing, sneeze) Sweetie, sneezes aren't fatal
Bear: Oh good (Hops off my lap and heads back to his room)