Bear: (With a "second" pillow from my bed, walks out of my bedroom)
Me: Bear, please bring me the pillow
Bear: (Walks over, sits in front of me and locks his jaws while holding the pillow)
Me: (Prying his jaw open) Twice in one day, feeling particularly brave today? 
Bear: Mother! I need a pillow!
Me: Here's the deal Bear, if you "find" one more item in my room tonight, I will wash every blanket in your kennel, every night for the next week. 
Bear: No!!!! (Runs to kennel, stays there for the rest of the evening.)
Me: (Enjoying a quiet evening) 🙂