The Pillow Thief

Me: (Seeing "my" pillow on the living room floor) Bear! Please explain why my pillow is on the living room floor. 
Bear: (Innocent look) I found it!
Me: Found it? What were you doing on my bed? (Picks up pillow, walks back to bedroom)
Bear: (Tries to catch pillow as I am lifting it) It's mine! I love it!!!
Me: (Throws pillow on bed)
Bear: (Jumps on bed after pillow)
Me: Bear, nothing on that bed, or in this room is available for finding. 
Bear: Mother! (Sits on bed, stares at me)
Me: (Not happy Mother look)
Bear: (Sigh) Fine! (Hops off bed, heads back into living room)