Mists of Pandaria Beta Notes – Session 1

Disclaimer: My favorite things in WOW are fishing, flowers and squirrels. In other words, if you are looking for hard core raiding or talent advice, I won't be able to help.

My latency for the beta is high 40's in the Panda area and has been holding in the 20's elsewhere, I've seen less than 10 several times.

The Mists of Pandaria beta has been extremely entertaining. I started just like everyone else and created a Panda Monk. I was immediately greeted with this:

I was able to complete a whole 3 quests and 2 levels over the course of about an hour due to lag (with 40ish latency) and lack of resources to fight to complete the quests. See the guys with the yellow names below? All of the guys with blue names needed to kill six of them to complete the quest. If you are in this mess, I recommend finding a spawn point. Mine was off to the right under the far lantern and hit [TAB] and target everything you can. As soon as your one(1) on the task bar is not red and you have something targeted, hit your one button and keep fighting.

Then I decided I'd had enough Panda fun for the evening and made a Night Elf hunter in hopes of being able to see new content. If you make a Night Elf Monk, as of today, you can only get to Level 3 via quest. At that point all of the other classes are sent to their trainer for a quest which then opens the rest of the quests in the night elf starting area. There is no Monk trainer the starting area so the quests stop. This bug has been reported extensively.

Things I noticed:

  • Training is given when you level so you don't have to visit the trainer, at least through level 14.
  • If you have multiple kills in a close area looting once gives you all the loot.
  • Range for hunters is increased significantly. The first shot is very quick and the repeat shots are also noticeably faster.

One big change is there are no melee AND ranged weapons. You only get two slots. For hunters it's equipped with a bow, for monks it's fist weapons. I am conflicted on this one, for the hunter and so far the monk it's fine. But for a rogue I actually use ranged weapons to pull from groups that are too big for sap/melee crowd control, maybe I'll have to stop looking at the flowers and figure that one out.

Defects I noticed:

  • The bankers in Darnassus are having issues knowing where the floor is, I kinda like this issue. (On the right side of the shot, my bird was making it difficult to get a good shot) For this banker, only her ears and hair can be seen above the wall.

  • The portal to Ruth'theran village is a little wonky. The first time I went through on autorun it dumped my toon in the village and right back to Darnassus. I finally figured out it was "backwards" so I had to enter from behind the portal in both Darn and the village. According to the boards, monks were having issues getting through at all.
  • Daily cooking and fishing quests are not resetting.

    My next adventure will be a Draeni Monk.

Paper!

Bear: It's mine!
Tramp: Give it to me Brat!
Bear: Mine!
Tramp: No it isn't, it's mine!
Me: Boys?
Tramp: Hush! We have to hide it!
Bear: Hide it!
Me: (Hearing sounds of the boys frantically hiding something) What's up?
Bear and Tramp: (Sitting next to each other, looking very innocent) Nothing!
Me: So you two were almost in an all out dog fight over nothing? 
Tramp: (Stands up) We were playing!
Bear: (Stands up and reveals a wad of paper he had been sitting on) We weren't doing anything!
Me: (Picking up paper) Funny, I could have sworn I threw this away a few minutes ago. 
Tramp: Nice going Brat.
Bear: Mom! Tramp stole it, I was just trying to bring it back to you!
Tramp: Really? Mother! He stole it and was NOT bringing it back to you!'
Me: (Laughing) You don't say….

Leave it

Me: Bear, we are going to work on "Leave it" and "Take it"
Bear: (Looks at me suspiciously) What does that mean?
Me: I will hold a treat and tell you to "Leave it" and you don't eat it until I say "Take it"
Bear: (Snorts) That's the silliest thing I've ever heard
Me: That may be true, but you still need to learn (Holding treat in flat of my hand) Leave it
Bear: (Looks at treat and tries to grab it from my hand)
Me: (Closing hand just before Bear gets to treat and feeling his teeth on my knuckles) Bear: Leave it
Bear: Treat! (Tries to lick fingers open, tries to stick nose between fingers, puts paw on my hand and tries to dig my hand open)
Me: Bear, Leave it
Bear: Sigh, do what?
Me: Leave it (Slowly starts opening hand)
Bear: Treat! (Jumps towards my hand)
Me: (Closing hand)
Bear: Mother, this is silly
Me: I'm good with that. Leave it (Slowly starts opening hand)
Bear: (Starts to move towards hand)
Me: Leave it!
Bear: (Sits) sigh (Looks intently at treat)
Me: (1 second count) Take it
Bear: Finally! (Snatches treat) Are we done?
Me: I want to do it a couple more times for this session (holds treat in hand) Leave it
Bear: Treat!!!

Blanket Fairy

Bear: (From the other room) Mom!!! Mother!!! Mom!!! OMG, Mother!!!!
Tramp: Please tell me you didn't wash his blanket again, he is STILL mumbling in his sleep about that. 
Me: No blanket washing today.
Bear: (Running as best he can while dragging two blankets, drops them in front of us) See Tramp! I told you there was a blanket fairy!
Tramp: Blanket Fairy?
Bear: Yes! She put two new blankets in my kennel, see!
Tramp: (Looking at me) Are you going to tell him the truth? 
Bear: What? What Truth? 
Me: Blanket Fairy? Sounds good to me, she gave you two?
Bear: Yes! See! They are soft and MINE!
Me: Shouldn't we put them back in your kennel so they are safe? 
Bear: (Freezes, looks at me) Mother, you are not washing these blankets.
Tramp: Since they are new don't they smell funny anyway?
Me: Tramp, hush. Bear, why don't you take them back to your kennel so you can get all your blankets arranged together. 
Bear: Oh! Good idea! (Picks up blankets and walks/stumbles back towards his kennel carrying the blankets)
Tramp: No wonder he's such a pill, blanket fairy? Really?

Mom?

Bear: (Nosing my leg)Mom?

Me: Not right now, I'm working

Bear: Ok

10 seconds later

 

Bear: (Nosing my leg)  Mom?

Me: Bear, still working

Bear: Ok

10 seconds later

 

Bear: (Nosing my leg) Mom? 

Me: (Turning and petting Bear)Bear, I'm still working

Bear: Ok

10 seconds Later

 

Bear: (Nosing my leg) Mom? 

Me: Bear! I'm working, go play

Bear: Ok

10 seconds later

 

Bear: (Nosing my leg) Mom?

Me: (Turning around to face Bear) What????

Bear: Hi Mom

Tramp: (Snorts) Took you long enough!

Me: You, I can squash

Bear: (Picks up his chew toy and heads off, tail wagging)

Squirrels!

Me: (Opening backdoor letting the dogs in while stepping outside and closing the door.)

Bear: No!!!! Mom!!! You can't be out there alone!!!!

Me: Really?

Bear: You're gonna get eaten!

Betsy: Eaten? By what, the squirrel?

Bear: Mom!!!!!! We have to protect you!!!! (Scratches frantically at door)

Me: (Picking up small log of wood)

Bear: My chew TOY!!!!

Me: My firewood! (putting log back on wood pile)

Bear: Ugh Mother! It's bad enough you move my stuff in the house!

Me: (Picks up flat hedgehog and surrounding white fluff)

Bear: Wait! Mom, what are you going to do with that?

Me: Throw it away.

Bear: Mom! You can't, it's my favorite! I love it, I won't be happy without it!

Me: (Dropping toy remains in trash) I suspect you will survive.

Bear: No!!!! My Favorite toy!!!!

Tramp: Please tell me you are coming back in soon so we don't have to deal with him alone….

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